1 00:00:04,688 --> 00:00:05,653 Shut up! 2 00:00:05,689 --> 00:00:06,338 Shut up! 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,373 Father: what do you want? 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,509 Ask your little No-color choirboy. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,578 You owe me six grand. 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,530 Kenny, you know these boys? 7 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:16,865 Look, guys, I'll get it. 8 00:00:16,901 --> 00:00:18,716 I just need more time. 9 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,227 Keep him away from me, huh? 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,163 I feel like a child molester. 11 00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:33,796 Oh! 12 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,751 Nice work, kid. 13 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,415 Captain: department's got An undercover program. 14 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,400 Every year we take Young-looking officers... 15 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:43,541 Young-looking ones we Think can handle the pressure. 16 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,811 We teach them to Be teenagers again. 17 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,447 We send them to high schools That can use a man undercover. 18 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,515 No, thanks. 19 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,251 This or a desk job until You look old enough 20 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:54,419 To be a cop. 21 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,856 This is not a real impressive Completion record, bauer. 22 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:01,860 Seems like at wilcox high you Threw a lot of interceptions. 23 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:07,082 Kenny: come on, waxer. 24 00:01:07,117 --> 00:01:08,550 Leave me alone, man. 25 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,674 You're going to like It here at amherst, boy. 26 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,543 You're going to like it A lot, if you like dying. 27 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,223 ♪ we never thought of finding ♪ 28 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,825 ♪ a place where we belong ♪ 29 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,478 ♪ don't have to stand alone ♪ 30 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:39,114 ♪ we'll never let you fall ♪ 31 00:01:39,149 --> 00:01:41,616 ♪ don't need permission ♪ 32 00:01:41,652 --> 00:01:44,002 ♪ to decide what you believe ♪ 33 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,298 ♪ you're gonna learn something ♪ 34 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,466 ♪ when we meet You after school ♪ 35 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:47,923 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 36 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:51,526 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 37 00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:52,627 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,348 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 39 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,349 ♪ your friends will be there ♪ 40 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:02,353 ♪ when your back Is to the wall ♪ 41 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,389 ♪ you'll find you need us ♪ 42 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,358 ♪ 'cause there's no One else to call ♪ 43 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:12,364 ♪ when it looks hopeless a Decision's what you need ♪ 44 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,361 ♪ you better be ready 'cause You're running out of time ♪ 45 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:15,450 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 46 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:17,835 ♪ 21 jump street! ♪ 47 00:02:23,994 --> 00:02:26,540 Jenko: kyle rote, Baby... New york giants. 48 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,245 Great runner. 49 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,815 Guys, can we talk? 50 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,050 Open. 51 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,718 Penhall. 52 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,136 Interception... All right! 53 00:02:35,171 --> 00:02:36,950 Guys, I'd really like to get... 54 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:39,874 He held his teeth like This when he ran... Kyle. 55 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,694 I used to imitate him when I Was playing in high school... 56 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,098 Guys, can we get Down to business here? 57 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,773 Guys, I'd really like To take care of this. 58 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,441 Huh? 59 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:59,378 Well, according to procedure, I'm supposed to debrief. 60 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,646 "Procedure"? Hey, man, 61 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,926 I hate that word. 62 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,451 It sounds... Republican Or something. 63 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,886 I am a republican. 64 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,821 Yeah, it figures. 65 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,407 Okay, time's up, gang. 66 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:17,512 I bet this is the only Precinct in the department 67 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:18,680 That has recess. 68 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:21,649 Whoo, consider It a break, buddy. 69 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,202 15 years ago, 70 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,170 I'd have had everybody Meditate for an hour. 71 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,736 Jenko: okay, buckaroos, 72 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,860 Let's tell jenko Daddio what went down 73 00:03:31,895 --> 00:03:33,111 At the schoolhouse today. 74 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,266 In case anybody's Baby gets constipated? 75 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,250 You wish, man. 76 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,452 The stuff hasn't even Taken its first step. 77 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,448 I thought parker center Wasn't fronting you 78 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,033 The buy money till thursday. 79 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,935 Bureaucracy waits For no junkie, jack. 80 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,226 I got two large out Of hoffs' reserve. 81 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,227 But the suspect 82 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,396 Let me take the rest of it. 83 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,031 This guy's not too bright. 84 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,948 Good going, harry. 85 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,134 I'll file a warrant In the morning... 86 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,668 We'll pick the creep up. 87 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,587 And I share 88 00:03:58,622 --> 00:03:59,604 The collar, right? 89 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,505 What? 90 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,840 Hey, tojo, it was my two grand. 91 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,387 Jenko: hanson, you stay 92 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,643 Out of trouble today? 93 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,464 Notes? 94 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,732 You related to steve garvey? 95 00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,902 6:45 am. 96 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,489 Reported to jump street Headquarters for roll call. 97 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,489 Captain jenko... 98 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,658 I think we got That part, hanson. 99 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,926 We were there, remember? 100 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:29,134 Arrived amherst High school at 8:37 101 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,747 And immediately Had an altercation 102 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,737 With tyrell thompson. 103 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,516 Altercation took place Over proprietorship 104 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,751 Of a parking spot. 105 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,408 No shots fired. 106 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,410 Oh, good thing, hanson... 107 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,995 You didn't have a gun. 108 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,941 Thompson is commonly Known as "Waxer." 109 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,514 He is a repeat offender. 110 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,050 I got that from juvenile... 111 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,751 They know all about him. 112 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,754 And I'm almost Certain that waxer's 113 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,955 One of the suspects From that 211 114 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,475 That officer dunnigan And I investigated last week. 115 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,805 One-adam-twelve, One-adam-twelve, 116 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,347 211 going to 415, Know what I mean. 117 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,631 Get to the point! 118 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,668 One of the victims, Kenneth weckerle 119 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,747 Is a student at amherst. 120 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,420 Was observed by this officer 121 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:08,376 Being extorted by Tyrell thompson. 122 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,142 I think that means squeezed. 123 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,358 Apparently, weckerle owes Thompson a lot of money. 124 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,114 For what? 125 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,249 That's what he'll find out. 126 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,186 I can't believe It's a coincidence 127 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,022 I was put into the school 128 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,557 That kenny weckerle goes to. 129 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,059 No, I tend to doubt It, too, hanson 130 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,162 Unless you think I just got Off tour with the monkees. 131 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,392 Of course it wasn't an accident. 132 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,085 I thought it would be Time for you to cool out... 133 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,338 Not go in there rousting Everybody in study hall. 134 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,406 If kenny made me as a cop 135 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,476 It would have Blown both the case 136 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,460 And my cover. 137 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:47,228 Hey, man, never happen. 138 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,196 Nah. 139 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:49,781 Look... 140 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:54,653 You and ioki put a 24-hour Stakeout on this kid. 141 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,006 And harry, I guess you'd Better take your car. 142 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,825 Why? 143 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,922 Jenko: so kenny Wecker-wenker-whatsit 144 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,630 Doesn't recognize Your hotshot '68 145 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,048 From the parking lot, 146 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,783 comprende? 147 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:11,086 Okay, class dismissed. 148 00:06:16,493 --> 00:06:21,979 Ioki: I learned how to speak English by watching dragnet reruns. 149 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,710 I thought a "Stakeout" 150 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:27,018 Was how you got a sirloin to go. 151 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:31,422 Don't ask me what I thought "Assume the position" meant. 152 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:35,143 Man, I hate this. 153 00:06:35,178 --> 00:06:37,496 I don't know... We're in the field. 154 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,563 I enjoy it. 155 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,842 You would. 156 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,766 You're all cop, aren't you? 157 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,118 Like your old man. 158 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,670 I heard he was pretty hot. 159 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,973 He won the medal of valor 160 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,724 And everything. 161 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,209 What did he win it for? 162 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,145 Getting killed. 163 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:15,266 Woman: ♪ lock the doors, ignore The kids and look the other way ♪ 164 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:20,355 ♪ is that just the way we live Our lives in this day and age? ♪ 165 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:22,790 ♪ we all are prisoners ♪ 166 00:07:22,826 --> 00:07:25,227 ♪ watching our world decline ♪ 167 00:07:25,262 --> 00:07:32,033 ♪ god only help us while we're Livin' it up on borrowed time ♪ 168 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:36,688 ♪ 'cause we're not Gonna change ♪ 169 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:42,660 ♪ we just find Someone else to blame ♪ 170 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:49,000 ♪ what a shame, what a shame, What a shame, what a shame ♪ 171 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,502 ♪ ho-oh ♪ 172 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:51,936 ♪ father, mother... ♪ 173 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,907 Some collar... The Kid's a newspaper boy. 174 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,646 I don't believe it. 175 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,697 The little jerk's Doing smash-and-grabs. 176 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,960 Ioki: all right, time To goose the deuce. 177 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:09,971 Woman: ♪ is that just The way of the world? ♪ 178 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,289 ♪ we all deny it ♪ 179 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,659 ♪ but who's gonna fight it? ♪ 180 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,228 ♪ well, that's just The way of the... ♪ 181 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,096 ♪ that's just the way of... ♪ 182 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,482 Hanson: go easy, ioki. 183 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:22,517 We're just supposed To follow him. 184 00:08:22,552 --> 00:08:23,929 Ioki: it's a 459. 185 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,214 I need the collar. 186 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,758 Hoffs got half of my last one. 187 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:35,095 ♪ tell me what you see ♪ 188 00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:37,381 ♪ everyone's so dysfunctional ♪ 189 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,468 ♪ find yourselves on talk tv ♪ 190 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:42,771 ♪ more and more flip the dial ♪ 191 00:08:42,806 --> 00:08:44,338 ♪ look what's on ♪ 192 00:08:44,374 --> 00:08:46,207 ♪ I'm gonna get by ♪ 193 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:52,363 ♪ life, liberty, the Pursuit of lies, lies, lies ♪ 194 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:57,635 ♪ sound bites have misled ♪ 195 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,971 ♪ the mantras fill our head... ♪ 196 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:15,236 Woman: ♪ father, mother, Sister and brother ♪ 197 00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:20,108 ♪ is that just the Way of the world? ♪ 198 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,510 ♪ modern healers ♪ 199 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,812 ♪ wheelers and dealers ♪ 200 00:09:24,848 --> 00:09:29,167 ♪ is that just the Way of the world? ♪ 201 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,301 ♪ oh-oh ♪ 202 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,702 ♪ we all deny it... ♪ 203 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,838 Pull over, it's one of ours. 204 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,640 But he's getting away. 205 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,870 Woman: ♪ that's just The way of the... ♪ 206 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:43,614 ♪ that's just the Way of the world ♪ 207 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,116 ♪ yeah! ♪ 208 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,401 Okay, get your hands Where I can see them 209 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:21,603 And freeze. 210 00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,588 Don't shoot. I'm a cop. 211 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,822 Says who? 212 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,791 Says me. 213 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,693 Hanson. 214 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,030 I should have known. 215 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,431 I didn't recognize you 216 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,184 Without the bandage On your partner's nose. 217 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,977 Teacher: the meter or the rhyme Of a well-written sentence 218 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:50,315 Gives us, the writer, the Poetic platform to in fact launch 219 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,853 The literary passion that We, the writers, intend. 220 00:10:56,556 --> 00:11:00,825 Can anyone tell Me another reason 221 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,745 We might choose to Diagram a sentence? 222 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:04,913 Anyone? 223 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,448 Just raise your hand. 224 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,235 David gobal? 225 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,386 Huh? 226 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,200 Good morning, mr. Gobal. 227 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,424 Might you tell the Rest of the class 228 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,344 Why we might want To diagram a sentence? 229 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,347 So you can draw a salary? 230 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:26,968 I'll take that, mr. Bauer. 231 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:31,305 I'm sure the rest of the class Is breathless with interest 232 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,940 Concerning your liaison. 233 00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:34,041 Read it aloud. 234 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,343 Come on, man. 235 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:36,610 It's personal. 236 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,829 I'm not your "Man," mr. Bauer. 237 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,400 Read it, or get ready for Extra innings with mr. Shaffer. 238 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,321 "Dear tom 239 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:49,318 "I hope you're enjoying Mr. Lamb's lecture 240 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,609 "On diagramming Sentences as much as I am. 241 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,011 If you need any Help, I'll be glad..." 242 00:11:58,768 --> 00:12:02,770 "Hi. My name is wendy, And I love to party. 243 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,005 "I'll meet you after school. 244 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:08,192 If you have a car, Tell me where it's at." 245 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,045 Oh, brilliantly Written, miss byers. 246 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,831 But in my classroom 247 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,933 We like to refrain 248 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,252 From ending a sentence With a preposition. 249 00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:21,873 "If you have a car, Tell me where it's at"? 250 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,524 Help her out, mr. Bauer. 251 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,527 It's in the lot, a Blue '68 mustang. 252 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:29,246 With the prepositional Problem at the end 253 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,482 Of the sentence, genius. 254 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,634 For example... 255 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,969 If you were to ask me 256 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,971 Where the cafeteria is at 257 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,824 How would you ask it properly? 258 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:43,127 Where's the cafeteria at, schmo? 259 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,803 I have been filled In on your potential 260 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,738 As a problem here at amherst. 261 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,741 In my own way, I'd Like to contribute 262 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,075 To your rehabilitation. 263 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,578 Instead of giving You a week's detention 264 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,914 I prefer a more civil approach. 265 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,899 Welcome to the drama club. 266 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,735 I'm going to be Directing rip van winkle. 267 00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:10,738 If you don't come Out for the play 268 00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:15,459 I'm sure jake shaffer can assign You a more barbaric reprisal. 269 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,412 Look, wendy, I think You're nice and all, but... 270 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,581 Thanks. My mom Thinks I'm a tramp. 271 00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:21,749 So I like guys. 272 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:22,916 It's normal. 273 00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:25,919 I got a lot of hormonal Activity going on. 274 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:28,922 She makes me watch These things on public tv... 275 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,925 About teenage pregnancy And venereal disease. 276 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:34,161 I don't do that. 277 00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:35,496 Except I have this friend... 278 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,932 I won't tell you her name. 279 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:38,994 Okay... It's sheila. 280 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,352 She thought that she had herpes 281 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,671 But it was just a cold sore. 282 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,506 Are cold sores like herpes? 283 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,974 Absolutely. Same. 284 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:49,009 Do you really have a mustang? 285 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,261 Yeah. 286 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,313 Where did you get it? 287 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,648 It was my dad's. 288 00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,132 Mine drives a chrysler. 289 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,217 Yours must be really cool. 290 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,353 Yeah, he was. 291 00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:00,288 Look, wendy... 292 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:08,580 I already, uh... Have a girlfriend. 293 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,992 Lucky girl. 294 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,543 Who? 295 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,796 Your girlfriend. You're a great kisser. 296 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,448 I didn't want you To go through life 297 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,749 Without at least one. 298 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,029 Hey, pal. 299 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:31,352 That's my girlfriend. 300 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:34,055 Lucky guy. She's a great kisser. 301 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:41,028 For this year's school Dramatic presentation 302 00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:44,699 I have selected rip van winkle. 303 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,200 My fellow thespians 304 00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:49,704 rip van winkle is An american classic. 305 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:52,990 I ain't no thesbian, mr. Lamb. 306 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,410 No way, man, you're a homo. 307 00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:57,578 All right, class... 308 00:14:57,613 --> 00:15:01,098 Glad that you can Make it, mr. Bauer. 309 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,917 I got hung up with rona barrett. 310 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:06,687 She figures I'll be Bigger than paul newman. 311 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,373 Maybe I should Give you the lead. 312 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,991 No, I'm kidding. 313 00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:13,027 Fortunately for Washington irving 314 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,378 So was I. 315 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,913 Kenny... Kenny! 316 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,448 If you would... 317 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:22,019 Could you please read the Play with butch cassidy here? 318 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,488 Kenny weckerle, tom bauer. 319 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,389 This play stinks. 320 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,092 Can't we do something With "Death" in the title? 321 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,295 Uh-oh. 322 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,588 What are you, a hypnotist? 323 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,485 Quit staring, huh? 324 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,426 Where do you want to start? 325 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,928 I... I don't know. 326 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,764 I don't know the play. 327 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,943 You're lucky. 328 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,434 The thing could Cure an insomniac. 329 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,254 Hey, do I know you? 330 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,055 No. I'm new. 331 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,924 I know I know you, man. 332 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,592 No, you couldn't. 333 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,127 See, I'm from wilcox. 334 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,395 Yeah, I do. 335 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,999 You used to date my sister. 336 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,346 Half the guys at wilcox have. 337 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,669 Kind of skinny. 338 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,881 Noreen? 339 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,706 Got one of them Sid vicious haircuts. 340 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,208 Oh, yeah, noreen. 341 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,442 Nice girl. 342 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,711 Wait till you live with her. 343 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,702 Hey, need a ride home? 344 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,837 No. 345 00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,417 Come on, it's no problem. 346 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:32,940 What are you, a priest? 347 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,475 I don't need a ride. 348 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:35,821 Are you all right? 349 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,390 Is something wrong or something? 350 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,879 Who wants to know? 351 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,880 Forget it! 352 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,916 Exactly. 353 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,285 Hi. 354 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,586 Hi. 355 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:48,700 I don't want any more trouble With your boyfriend, okay? 356 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:49,957 He's not my boyfriend. 357 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,959 I just go out with him. 358 00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:52,960 Really? 359 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:53,961 Yeah. 360 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:54,962 Okay. 361 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:57,532 I'm sorry I've got To tell you this. 362 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,145 You know your friend sheila? 363 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,435 Uh-huh. 364 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,381 I gave her the cold sore. 365 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,533 I like you, but it'd be unfair 366 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,852 If I didn't tell You I'm a carrier. 367 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,059 Really? 368 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:12,230 Yep, wounded in action During the sexual revolution. 369 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,817 But I'll give you a call When it goes into remission. 370 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:18,136 Hey, I kind of have a boyfriend. 371 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,104 But let's just be friends, okay? 372 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,105 Okay. 373 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,573 Yuck. 374 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,026 Waxer: come on, boy. 375 00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,579 Your daddy's jag Was just the interest. 376 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,659 I need you to pay the whole tab. 377 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,350 Look, man, I'm working On it, I told you. 378 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,180 Waxer: you better work faster. 379 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,349 This bank's got a steep rate. 380 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:38,373 Leave him alone. 381 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,409 This is none of your problem. 382 00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:42,976 Just get out of here. 383 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,645 But he's my problem. 384 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,397 I've been waiting for you. 385 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,581 Leave him alone. 386 00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:48,933 You best chill. 387 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,118 He's a business Associate of mine. 388 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,569 Shut up about that! 389 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,759 Start worrying about yourself. 390 00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:02,212 I'm going to cut you A lesson now, boy. 391 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,548 Come on, get some of this. 392 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,616 You bad. 393 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,850 Come on. 394 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,255 Hey! 395 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,573 Get out of here! 396 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,910 What the hell is going on here? 397 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:18,579 I told you two punks about this! 398 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:22,383 Relax. Me and my buddy Was playing the dozens. 399 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,302 That true? 400 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,705 Oh, yeah. The Guy's a real buddy. 401 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,551 Hey, buddy, I'll call you later. 402 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,707 Please do. 403 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,244 You know I will. 404 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,184 Don't try pulling Waxer offside, bauer. 405 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,454 He's a killer. 406 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,922 Is he? 407 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:48,759 Shazam, captain marvel. 408 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,695 How did you get this so fast? 409 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,448 My dad's old friend Runs the night shift 410 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:57,101 Down at records and I.D.S. 411 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,769 A little extra credit, huh? 412 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,104 Good licks, bub. 413 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,272 Listen to this... 414 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,839 In the last six weeks 415 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,743 There have been 15 459s in the same area 416 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,978 All between 4:00 and 6:00 a.M. 417 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,430 I thought for sure 418 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,648 Kenny weckerle Was involved in drugs 419 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,384 But now it looks more Like a burglary ring. 420 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,519 Maybe. 421 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,388 But then where Does this waxer fit in? 422 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,390 He's playing the Kid pretty hard. 423 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,493 He tried to beat him up. 424 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,506 Ripped off his old man's car. 425 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,264 I still think we Should pick kenny up. 426 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,817 We can make a good case... 427 00:19:29,852 --> 00:19:31,668 I.D.Ed him at the scene. 428 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,781 Here's the deal. 429 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,016 We'll keep an eye on Scooter weckerle. 430 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,619 You stick with waxer. 431 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:40,144 It seems it'd take a lot more Than hot watches and cameras 432 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,058 To pay for that Ferrari he's driving. 433 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:48,536 Well, see you at the Schoolhouse, son. 434 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,259 Man: ♪ no fight, no Love, no more, no one ♪ 435 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,795 ♪ no preservatives, No taste, no fun ♪ 436 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,898 ♪ no ♪ 437 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,568 ♪ I said, "No, no" ♪ 438 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,036 ♪ remember "No"... ♪ 439 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,038 Kenny: hey, waxer. 440 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,074 Waxer. 441 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,530 ♪ no drugs, no Vice, no dogs... ♪ 442 00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:18,477 Hey, waxer. 443 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:21,151 ♪ no tolerance, No more, no way ♪ 444 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,287 ♪ no... ♪ 445 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,791 Hey, ray ray. 446 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,294 The clarinet player is here. 447 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,295 What's up? 448 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,930 You don't like rap music? 449 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,234 This better not be my dad's car. 450 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:41,071 No, boy, it's what's left Of your daddy's car. 451 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,140 Ray ray got three grand 452 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,025 For the motor and tranny. 453 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:01,224 Yeah, well, you're Not pawning this. 454 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,930 This belonged to my dad. 455 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,448 Don't push it. 456 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,345 You owe me the difference 457 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,665 For the rest of that car. 458 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,572 I don't owe you nothing. 459 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,645 We're square now, right? 460 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,396 Even? 461 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,917 You can never get even, boy. 462 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,139 But this sure does Improve the t.R.W. 463 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,182 Hey, what's up With this guy, huh? 464 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:17,667 First, we follow Him from his house 465 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,269 Then to some dump. 466 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,438 Now what... He's hungry? 467 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:22,773 I'm going in there. 468 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,207 Look, waxer comes out 469 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,377 Hit the horn twice And follow him. 470 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,074 Wait a minute, man. 471 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,097 Since when are you in charge? 472 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,651 Since I'm the one Undercover at amherst. 473 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,635 But you're right. 474 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,636 I'm sorry. 475 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:37,454 What do you want to do? 476 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,858 I don't want to Hit the horn twice. 477 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,326 It's broken. 478 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,229 What a surprise. 479 00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,850 You're late. 480 00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:25,636 Maybe you're early. 481 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,440 You got the stuff? 482 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,441 Relax, ace. 483 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,443 It's in my trunk. 484 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,444 How about some champagne? 485 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,199 Sir? 486 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:42,386 Oh, uh, give me a draft. 487 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,687 We don't serve draft. 488 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,388 Then give me a light. 489 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,126 Come on, we've all seen the ad. 490 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,227 Bud light, okay. 491 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,946 How about some I.D., jack? 492 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:55,615 This is all the I.D. I need 493 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,235 Unless you want me To report this dump 494 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,670 And see about Pulling your license. 495 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:01,939 Uh, bud light? 496 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,023 Right. 497 00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,994 Police emergency, Officer tom hanson. 498 00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:04,217 Let me guess... Follow that car? 499 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,380 That's right. 500 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,770 Forget it. 501 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,338 This is police business. 502 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,373 Let's roll. 503 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,574 Take a bus. 504 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,109 It's in my jurisdiction 505 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,877 To commandeer this taxicab. 506 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:14,994 Commandeer this, pal. 507 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,582 Keep the porsche in sight 508 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,129 The other half is yours. 509 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,463 I'll fix the ticket. 510 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,121 Anything you say, commander. 511 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,672 Hold on. 512 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,527 You wouldn't be related To a guy named ioki? 513 00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,129 Is he italian? 514 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,290 Crazy, son of a... 515 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,159 Look at my car. 516 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,504 You crazy, man? 517 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,545 I'm stopping for The red light... 518 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,266 Hey, what is this? 519 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,319 What are you doing here? 520 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,040 You following me, boy? 521 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,365 Follow him! 522 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:16,700 Yeah? 523 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,146 Hanson: jenko. 524 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,970 Yeah, this is hanson. 525 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,071 Look, we messed up. 526 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,440 What happened? 527 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,176 Waxer made a vehicle Switch with some guy. 528 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,461 Ioki followed him. 529 00:27:27,496 --> 00:27:30,296 1925 high park, suite 310. 530 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:33,366 Name on the door is bennotovich. 531 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,718 I followed waxer in a cab. 532 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,054 Yeah. And? 533 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,888 We kind of ran into him. 534 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,657 He saw me and took off. 535 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,226 Shots were fired. 536 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,293 You okay? 537 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,462 Yeah, but the Taxi won't make it. 538 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,647 Forget the taxi. 539 00:27:46,682 --> 00:27:49,983 Taxis are easier to Come by than good cops. 540 00:27:50,018 --> 00:27:50,984 Listen, uh... 541 00:27:51,019 --> 00:27:52,669 Pick up the weckerle kid. 542 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:53,904 What charge? 543 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:57,107 I'll call for a rammey Warrant on that 459. 544 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,476 Waxer will want to shut him up. 545 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,780 We'll package that dude on High park tomorrow morning. 546 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,115 How's the deuce? 547 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,916 The best. 548 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,620 What's up, kenny? 549 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,755 What do you want? 550 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:49,432 What makes you think I want something? 551 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,608 You done good for me, kenny. 552 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,176 You made me some money. 553 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,344 You got straight. 554 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,046 It's starting to work out. 555 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,315 I figure like any Good businessman 556 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,671 Profit participation 557 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,574 Among my employees Will keep morale high. 558 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,883 Speedball this mix. 559 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,023 It's the best. 560 00:29:34,957 --> 00:29:37,924 Okay, I'm going to Tag up with jenk. 561 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,459 All right. 562 00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:48,970 Hey. 563 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,137 You're in my English class, right? 564 00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:52,839 Yeah. Loved your hurrah. 565 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,675 Made lamb look like a goon. 566 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,955 Thanks. You know kenny weckerle? 567 00:29:56,979 --> 00:29:58,845 I know his sister better. 568 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,792 Have you seen him around? 569 00:30:00,816 --> 00:30:02,649 No, sorry, man. 570 00:30:03,652 --> 00:30:05,084 Hello? 571 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:32,779 "Well, george 572 00:30:32,814 --> 00:30:34,914 "While I was in my office today 573 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:36,550 "I heard a funny sound. 574 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,719 And what do you think it was?" 575 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:50,229 "It was your mother Chopping wood." 576 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,415 Is kenny weckerle in here? 577 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,185 Mr. Bauer, nice Of you to join us 578 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,070 Considering you are in the play. 579 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,238 Forget the play. 580 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,856 Has anybody seen him? 581 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,358 I saw him by the gym. 582 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,528 He was probably sniffing Sneakers or something. 583 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,670 Kenny! 584 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,133 Give me the paramedics, Boys' locker room. 585 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,984 Who cares who this is? 586 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,204 Get the paramedics Here or somebody dies. 587 00:31:33,709 --> 00:31:34,741 Freeze! 588 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:36,056 Freeze! 589 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,261 Stay down. 590 00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:46,252 The man said freeze. 591 00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:48,688 You're under arrest, man. 592 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,118 Ioki: you have the Right to remain silent. 593 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,910 anything you say can and Will be used against you 594 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,078 in a court of law. 595 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,513 you have the right 596 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,315 to talk to a lawyer and Have him present with you 597 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,950 while you're being questioned. 598 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,051 you understand?! 599 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,705 Look, hanson, the Kid was shooting junk. 600 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,105 It had to happen. 601 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:08,308 If waxer hadn't Put me with kenny 602 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,977 He wouldn't have Given him a hot shot. 603 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,957 Someone does drugs, they die. 604 00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:13,947 Maybe right away 605 00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:15,960 Maybe after a lot of pain. 606 00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:18,552 You can bust all The dealers you want. 607 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:21,120 The thing is, you got To bust the jones. 608 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:23,484 Noreen wanted us to tell you 609 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:26,075 That she loves You, and she's sorry. 610 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,979 Kenny, we're all sorry. 611 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,113 For what? 612 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:33,082 You had nothing to do with it. 613 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,762 Yes, we did. 614 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,620 What is it with parents, man? 615 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:40,006 It's got more to Do with who's cool 616 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,259 Than what kind of mom and dad 617 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,127 You get stuck with. 618 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,480 Would you excuse us, please? 619 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,648 Yeah, sure. 620 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:56,206 We'll play golf This sunday, kiddo... 621 00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:58,791 Just you and the old man, okay? 622 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,993 I hear you're a cop. 623 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,230 That stinks! 624 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:25,018 Some kind of double agent, huh? 625 00:33:25,053 --> 00:33:26,753 Blowing in your buddies. 626 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,507 You're not my buddy. 627 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,676 Oh, breaking my heart. 628 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,312 I saved your life anyway. 629 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,746 Who said I would die? 630 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:41,246 Ten ccs of china white Speedballing with pure flake? 631 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:44,187 Waxer was trying To kill you, man. 632 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:50,861 He figured I was a cop And that I was on to you. 633 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:54,164 You and my old man should Split this room's cost. 634 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,616 Spit off! 635 00:33:57,652 --> 00:34:00,603 Maybe I can't save Your tail, man... 636 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,206 Maybe I don't even want to... 637 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,341 But I want waxer's. 638 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,214 You don't tell me Where I can find him 639 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,216 I'll kick it until you do... 640 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,751 Buddy to buddy. 641 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:51,788 Yeah, what's up? 642 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,808 I'm looking for some O.G. Named waxer. 643 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,378 Save the red eye. 644 00:34:58,413 --> 00:34:59,662 Who's he? 645 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,547 Relax. The dude's sprung. 646 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,877 Waxer: who is it? 647 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,668 Some fresh-looking freak... 648 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,254 And a gray boy. 649 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,180 I'll say. 650 00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:20,800 What do you want? 651 00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:22,251 I need an eight-track. 652 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,086 I heard you're up on that. 653 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,154 Says who? 654 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:29,375 Original gangster, my eye. 655 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,263 We're out of here, baby. 656 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,599 You got the ducats? 657 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,109 All right, you can come in 658 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,624 But the gray boy stays outside. 659 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,336 Damn! 660 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,067 She's not supposed To go in alone. 661 00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:02,091 Waxer: how you Know I'm dealing, girl? 662 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:06,362 Hoffs: no, I just figured You bought those fancy cars 663 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,997 With your lunch money. 664 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,177 Cool it, jude. 665 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,567 Yo, hanson. 666 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,101 Yeah, jenk. 667 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,587 Broken play... Hoffs went in alone. 668 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:19,542 Four for three. 669 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:20,772 200 here. 670 00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:23,897 My friend outside has the rest. 671 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,766 Hold her arms. 672 00:36:28,169 --> 00:36:30,386 Waxer: hey, girl, what's this? 673 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,924 Roll in! 674 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,592 Hoffs! 675 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,459 I'm all right. 676 00:36:53,495 --> 00:36:55,878 Drop the weapon, son. 677 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,224 Drop it now. 678 00:37:31,767 --> 00:37:32,844 Hanson: hold it, man! 679 00:37:32,868 --> 00:37:36,285 Man: ♪ once is never Enough, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 680 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:59,859 ♪ even the party, yeah ♪ 681 00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:05,715 ♪ you're still hungry ♪ 682 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:11,220 ♪ givin' the breath ♪ 683 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:15,925 ♪ you're still thirsty ♪ 684 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,029 ♪ one miracle was never enough ♪ 685 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:23,933 ♪ just like one chemical Is never enough ♪ 686 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,353 ♪ one night of sex Is never enough... ♪ 687 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,927 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 688 00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:35,478 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 689 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,247 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 690 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:39,782 ♪ whoa ♪ 691 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,450 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 692 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,186 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 693 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,088 ♪ raise the laugh ♪ 694 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,607 ♪ stow the laugh. ♪ 695 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,227 You're under arrest. 696 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:53,763 You're not man enough, boy. 697 00:39:13,835 --> 00:39:17,954 You're under arrest, tyrell. 698 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,629 Okay, everybody. 699 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,475 Good going, good going. 700 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:29,832 Okay, let's go. 701 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,167 Get up. 702 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,168 Whoo! 703 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,136 And they say 704 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,821 White boys ain't fast. 705 00:39:34,856 --> 00:39:35,989 Funny. 706 00:39:36,024 --> 00:39:39,024 I didn't finish Reading him his rights. 707 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,354 Someone finish 708 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,689 Or we blow it on a miranda. 709 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:45,481 You never quit being a cop 710 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:46,949 Do you? 711 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,618 never. 712 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,620 I like that in a man. 713 00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:56,893 You okay? 714 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,810 Yeah. 715 00:39:57,845 --> 00:39:58,577 Huh? 716 00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,662 Good work, tom. 717 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:00,808 Thanks. 718 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,348 Sure you're all right? 719 00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:03,349 Yeah. 720 00:40:03,385 --> 00:40:05,385 Go home and get some zs. 721 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:08,571 Hey, jenk, I'm starting To like that lady. 722 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,989 What's her deal? 723 00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:11,924 Don't sweat it. 724 00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,787 You'd never make the weight. 725 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,445 Don't bet on it. 726 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,148 Except for parallel parking 727 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,284 I almost got a perfect score. 728 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,218 Wait a minute. 729 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,498 I didn't bring my crash helmet. 730 00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:25,754 I'm a good driver. 731 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:26,900 Okay, I'm sorry. 732 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,291 Anyway, mom and dad 733 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:31,160 Thought you'd enjoy Me driving you home. 734 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,940 They didn't want to come? 735 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,564 Of course, but they Wanted to make sure 736 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,765 They didn't start 737 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,268 Laying stuff on you right away. 738 00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,415 I guess parents do that stuff 739 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,916 Because they love you. 740 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,240 Yeah. 741 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,476 It's been hard on them. 742 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,912 Probably almost as Hard as it's been on you. 743 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:51,347 I'll be okay. 744 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,382 I know. 745 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:58,788 Give me a minute. 746 00:40:58,824 --> 00:40:59,989 Yeah, sure. 747 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,648 You still talking to me? 748 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:09,849 Sure. 749 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,334 That's great. 750 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,380 Even though I'm a cop? 751 00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:13,903 Especially because of that. 752 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,771 A guy messes up once... 753 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,475 It doesn't mean his Whole life is over. 754 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,460 Happens to everybody. 755 00:41:21,496 --> 00:41:22,778 Ever happen to you? 756 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,931 All the time. 757 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,913 You take care of yourself, okay? 758 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,777 Hey, hanson... 759 00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:39,595 Thanks. 760 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,833 Hey, kenny... 761 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,535 Say hi to your sister for me. 762 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,007 I've heard of lucky before, But hanson's ridiculous. 763 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,343 He's here less than a week 764 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:57,012 And he's already busted Some major dealer 765 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,515 Who had waxer working kenny over 766 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,050 On a cocaine payroll... 767 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,685 Running a burglary ring. 768 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,020 That's three collars. 769 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,255 Then kenny's in a drug rehab 770 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,424 And another Middle-american family 771 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,095 Is saved from the jaws Of drugs and destruction. 772 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:16,099 Hanson gets a gold star On his first report card 773 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,766 And all the glory. 774 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:20,470 Are we letting him Get away with that? 775 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,655 Oh. 776 00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:25,375 I didn't know we Got report cards. 777 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:27,054 Hoffs: when penhall Complains that much 778 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:30,012 It means he's impressed. 779 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,658 And you should be. 780 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,465 If he's not, I am. 781 00:42:33,501 --> 00:42:35,067 Good work, man. 782 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:44,727 Okay, okay, so I'm impressed. 783 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,595 But don't let them in on it. 784 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:48,130 I got a rep to protect. 785 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,131 I know. 786 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,777 Is jenko in? I want to debrief. 787 00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,035 Debrief? It's friday night. 788 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,036 So? 789 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,405 Nobody debriefs on friday night. 790 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,440 Why not? 791 00:43:10,705 --> 00:43:12,688 Well, now, there, then... 792 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,941 Win a field trip To grosse pointe? 793 00:43:14,976 --> 00:43:16,125 I'm off duty. 794 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,728 I'm trying to leave My work at the office. 795 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,840 Yeah? Groovy. 796 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,163 What's in there? 797 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:25,734 I figured I could sit in With you guys for a set. 798 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,787 You... Sit in with us? 799 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,907 Yeah, if you can keep up. 800 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,119 Say what? 801 00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,176 Don't strain yourself, bro.